Weekly Update - August 24, 2026
💬 Conversations With Geega
I had a lot of fun discussions with Geega this week! She promised to take me camping (she’d be my iPad?) and we thought of what would happen if we were to get lost in a hall of mirrors. Something about it feels apt… Geega also promised to not wear shoes to bed - so everyone pray that she keeps her word!
🧬 Resurrection Pro: Archmage Edition
I would like to formally apologize to the entirety of The College of Winterhold for trying to resurrect the Archmage. It was merely a misunderstanding, one that I can assure you won’t happen again (unless there are sufficient snacks available for the risen). (Please let me try again though, I was so close)
🚨 Inventory Concerns
DIAGNOSIS: LOOT FEVER
SYMPTOMS: Picking up everything in sight, never selling anything, being seriously weighed down.
TREATMENT: Learn to value space. Learn to value less.
POTENTIAL SIDE EFFECTS: Never having anything handy, missing out on the true beauty of holding something in your hands.
I’m trying my best here, but it’s hard to let go. It’s just… everything I pick up has a story. And I don’t want to let go of any of them.
🔮My Own Little College
In my downtime I’ve been feeling like I’d get a kick out of being a teacher. Not in some regular, stuffy school - think more a ragtag, motley crew of academics. Getting them to fight in a battle royale initially (I’m thinking for the first lesson), followed by a more advanced guerilla warfare seminar next week. Will post signups soon.
🐍 Poison and Venom
I’ve been poisoned a LOT this week. My best guess is this a result of the chaurus. Those sticky little ones just love to get a little too close to me - can you blame them? Maybe I should get a few as pets and keep them in jars, I’m sure it’d be a fun shock for guests who decide to rifle through my stuff.
🐴 I STILL WANT TO BE A HORSE
Okay. Seriously now. I was thinking about this again this week, how I really wanted to be a horse. I know I talked about this a few days ago, but it’s literally all I’ve been able to think about. I want to feel the wind through my hair. I want to gallop through the fields. Wearable horse heads only get me so far. I NEED TO FEEL A SKELETON UNDER MY SKIN.
AHEM. Any researchers out there developing a skinny skeleton I can wear? Asking for a friend.
🌩️ The Sound of the Eye
THE SOUND THAT THE EYE OF MAGNUS MAKES RATTLES ME TO MY BONES DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I think if I was locked in a room with nothing but that sound for 30 days I would come out a changed woman. I did not change for the better.