Weekly Update - November 02, 2026
💥 BOOM
Note to self: dynamite hurts.
Note to self: dynamite hurts A LOT.
🎃 Halloween Hangover
My house is still an apocalyptic landscape of cobwebs, pumpkin guts, and the kind of cheap skeletons that chip your teeth when you gnaw on them (yes, I’ve tried each and every one). NGL, the post-Halloween blues have been hitting me hard. Why only one day for trick or treating? Why can’t I go door to door year-round, demanding candy, money, or the souls of their children? Society has let me down once again.
🕳️ The Abyssal Adventure
I spent an uncomfortably long time in an underground cave this past week, sporting a miner’s hat (this one’s real, I nicked it after many subtle negotiations). Bats, rats, whispers behind rocks… It was honestly like someone tried to recreate my brain by hiring an amateur special effects artist. Searching for Neuronium was my main goal (I suspect it works better than coffee).
On my descent (let’s use the word “plummet”), I found my sister Evil in the cave! Ahh, what a day out - she was looking a little pale so I livened things up with some stabbing-in-the-back chats. Bit of rock-paper-scissors too, but she kept cheating and using a lighter on the paper. Girl’s got issues.
I have this recurring dream - odd to mention here, but stay with me - that I can turn any light on with my mind, but when I try to turn around and see the switch it just isn’t there. Do you think that’s significant, or should I just start carrying matches everywhere? Or, like, a gun.
🦇 Halloween…
Did you all have a good Halloween? I hope none of you got scared! If you did it may be because I put monsters under your bed… but readers beware… I only put NICE monsters under your bed - the kind that covers you with a blanket if you get cold! No need to thank me.
💋 A DOSE OF YWURIA
Had a gorgeous collab with Ywuria this week. I’m well and truly loving the blood fishing life, and I think (I hope?) she is too. She said she’d press her (cute) fangs against my neck and rip out my carotid if I ever betrayed her, but then she’d stitch it back up because she “likes” me or “whatever”. Girls. Am I right?
But really, it was so nice to be pampered for a day. I felt a little like a princess.
💎 MINING FOR NEURONIUM
THERE IS SOMETHING IN THE ROCKS.
IT
KNOCKS
ON THE INSIDE
IT'S
GETTING
CLOSER
💊 Drugs? In MY Society?
I’ve been experimenting with a new drug called “lock-in” recently (not to be confused with loco-in). It’s meant to make you hyper-focused, and let me tell you, it’s working wonders. I haven’t slept in days and I feel like I’m about to ascend to another plane of existence.